Like, Seriously

A blonde walks into a library...

I was an annoying child. This is not self-loathing or fishing for compliments so much as it is an absolutely true fact. I annoyed even myself. Somewhere in the midst of all the things creating my personality, I became terrified of being silly.

Imagine, if you can, an eight year old way too smart for her own good turning her nose up at children on the pl…